Homeless Man teaches us how to love the dead and market it


“Your reputation is everything. It’ll make you money and keep you from getting hurt. That’s why I do what I do.”–unknown corner hustler (Might have been me…but no snitching)

One thing’s for sure this story of this homeless dude screwing a corpse will surely keep him from getting bodied in jail.

(That means killed.)

While scrolling the news today, I came across a story about some random homeless man breaking into a funeral home….which to me is no big deal. That funeral home around me used to get robbed all the time.

But then I come to find out this crazy homeless man screwed one of the corpses.

(It was female. In case you were wondering.)

Really my dude…a corpse? As disgusting as it is—It’s hard out there for a pimp and even harder for a homeless man.

Yes, this crap is true. Check this http://kfor.com/…/homeless-man-breaks-into-funeral-home-ha…/

Anyone that does something like this will earn a nickname/Pen name because I am very sure he will be spending a good amount of time in the pen for this.

So I dub him D’nec… D for his first name and the nec for well necrophilia.

It’s fitting and is a good strong street name that any gangster would be proud of.

Now D’nec has earned himself a hell of a Rep because of his actions. So much that it’s news worthy and has been shared over 1.2K times already.

He’ll forever be in my mind and certainly in the minds of the prison guards, inmates and penal psych ward personnel as the guy who screws the dead.

That’s not a bad thing because of this situation he’ll be relatively safe while he’s under the jail.

Nobody is touching that azz.

You know what… if he plays his cards right when he gets out he’ll be able to tell his story of screwing a corpse and in the right circles make a whole lotta cake.

He could change his life by telling his crazy story of why he got locked up and he’ll have the media behind him too. After all this little weird story is all over the net now.

He’s not some random homeless guy that broke into a funeral home. He’s THE homeless guy, D’nec that broke into a funeral home and screwed a corpse and that means something.

He built himself a powerful rep and has a great story to tell plus he got other people telling his story. This guy just might be a crazy marketing genius.

After all is said and done when he gets out he definitely could make some money off of this.

There is a quite a following for this sort of thing.


Now this disgusting news story is a perfect example of how a biz owner like you can use story to sell your product or service and turn it into something that will build up your rep in your niche.

As you can see a powerful story that gets told by others in your audience could net you fame and lots of monies in your pocket without the jail time.

And I know just how to do that.

In fact that’s what I’ll be teaching to the subscribers of Guap Marketing Hustlers .

I’ll teach you how to come up with a story for your business that builds you a brand that brings in the cash.

But I’ll only being sharing this lesson and more in Guap Marketing Hustlers .

The next issue is released in March.

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